Lesbian Porno Proposition
I’ve once written a blog about being picked up by a girl and how uncomfortable it made me. Nothing against lesbians; it’s just that I’m not one. And while being hit on by a lesbian is one thing, the following story that happened to me the other night is just completely absurd.
My girlfriends and I were having a great night at a club in Toronto; bottle service, outdoor patio, a little bit of dancing. The only thing that seemed a bit out of sorts was this one girl whom we all noticed upon first getting at the club. She was wearing a bra for a top with a long tassely thing hanging from it and a tiny little ruffled skirt that nearly showed her bum. I mean, to each their own but at the same time, this is never something I would wear outside of the privacy of my own home. Anyway, it was when a friend of mine and I decided to approach the dance floor that this bra-wearing girl decided to approach me. She looked me up and down, stroked my arm and told me how hot I am. I looked at my girlfriends who were at this point dying laughing at the apparent confused and uncomfortable look on my face. I handled it well enough though. I said thanks, smiled, and turned away to continue dancing solo.
But the girl came back moments later, this time with a friend. She asked him if he thought I was hot and his response was an offer to give me $5000 to kiss his friend. Now it was all becoming clear. The outfit, the way she was dancing, the recruitment of a ‘male friend’… this girl must be in the entertainment industry. But because I never like to judge, I asked. The guy laughed and said that she was a porn star and he was in the industry. He then offered me $10,000 to have sex with her.
I could not believe my ears. I don’t know what the starting rate for a first time porn star would be, but it would certainly take me a lot more than that to even consider doing anything of the sort. Especially a lesbian porno. I told him that I’m not really that type of girl and thanked him for the offer. He told me I’m classy… which if all it takes to be classy is to refuse making a lesbian porno than I must be at par with the Queen.
All in all, it was one of the strangest encounters I have had thus far in my life. I still don’t know if the guy was full of shit or if he just thought he’d try his hand at seeing some girl on girl action that night. Either way, disturbing, but also somehow quite humorous.
