My Sober Bar Experience
This past month, I have been working at a bar to pick up some extra cash. It seemed like a great idea at first – it’s fast cash and it’s in a place that I enjoy going to myself. However, after my first shift, I quickly realized that going to a bar and working at a bar are completely different experiences. Even though some nights are fun, working at a bar for the most part is pretty shitty. Think about it – I’m completely sober, I have to fight through crowds with a tray of drinks over my head, and I have to deal with drunken idiots all night. Once those drunken idiots are finally gone, I have to clean up after them.
However, as annoying as it can be to work at a bar, it can also make for some extremely humourous people-watching. It has become my highlight at work to critique drunken dancing, drunken make-outs, catfights and crying, and terrible outfit decisions. While every night brings a plethora of the above, there have been some nights where it reaches an extreme. And so, I have compiled a list of top three extremely ridiculous encounters I have witnessed being sober at a bar.
- My very first night of work opened my eyes to the actual amount of making out that occurs. Most surprising is the amount of make-outs that happen on the couches that surround the dance floor, allowing the tongue slopping and heavy petting to be viewed by all. But what really shocked me most was what happened after hours. Thinking that everyone was out of the bar, our crew started to clean up. As I was wiping down one of the hormone infested couches, I head all the bartenders start to clap. I turned and saw a girl come out of the men’s washroom, hide her face, and run out the door. Minutes later, a guy walked out. The bartenders applauded a second time, and the guy proceeded to “raise to the roof”.
- I’ve seen many small arguments between couples while at the bar, but this particular one raised the bar. I was walking past the couple, the boy pinned against one of the wooden beams. I heard her scream something, and then saw her storm off crying. Five steps later, she turned around and grabbed his arm, attempting to pull him away. He tried to pull her in and hug her to calm her down but this only infuriated her more. She then pushed him, grabbed his arm again and walked with him towards a table where she yelled some more. At this point, a small crowd gathered around the crazy girl and her poor victim. She screamed, she cried, and she slapped him across the face. She then stormed off, did a full lap around the dance floor and then grabbed the guy and pulled him towards the door to leave.
- Working at a bar, you see a lot of slutty outfits. I’ve seen a girl whose boob was on the verge of popping out of her dress, and a girl who lifted up her dress where I got a full view of her ass. But the one that topped the cake was a girl who literally forgot her pants at home. Now I’ve seen many short dresses in my lifetime; I have even worn quite a few myself. But this girl was wearing a dress so short that I’m almost 100 percent sure that it was actually a top that would fit my six year old niece. I thought maybe she was wearing nude coloured tights, but nope, I could see her leg all the way up to her crouch. It was so bad that while she was dancing, I could clearly see her white underwear (not even black to blend in with the dress). This is a faux-pas in so many ways and the only reason she got so many looks is because most people were in shock that someone could forget the bottom half of their outfit.
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