More Ridiculous Bar Stories
Photo credit: Bethany Jessop
A few weeks ago, I posted a blog about the top three raunchiest things I’ve seen while working at a bar. While I wasn’t sure if I would ever encounter anything that can top bathroom blowjobs, I certainly didn’t think I’d be able to come with a list in such a short amount of time. Here is a list of not three, but four more ridiculous things I have seen at the bar:
1) We have all at least once been the drunken friend; the one that needs your hair held back while you hug the toilet because you had one (or five) too many shots. And while I have seen many inebriated girls at the bar, I had never seen something like this. It was the very end of the night. The bar was empty and cleaned for at least twenty minutes and all of us were about to go home. Before leaving, a bouncer did a bathroom check and found something shocking: a girl passed out in the stall. Being the only girl around, I went in to wake the girl up from her quiet slumber next to the toilet. Luckily, she was alive. Friends – please don’t let your girl pass out in a bar bathroom and leave her there to be found be bar staff. We don’t want to take care of her just much as you do.
2) Remember the girl with the black shirt/dress and fully exposed white underwear? I recently saw an outfit that was perhaps even more shocking. I kid you not; a girl was wearing a scarf for a shirt. Indeed, it was a scarf draped around her neck and taped to her boobs. She told a bartender that she made this shirt herself. I’m sorry to say but while you may get credit for creativity, wrapping a garment around your body and taping it with some sturdy double-sided tape does not make you a designer. And, it was far too trashy.
3) On a crowded night, as I was fighting through the crowd with a tray above my head, a drunken idiot plowed into me causing my tray to go flying. Luckily, the tray was empty. Unluckily, it hit a girl in the head. I immediately went to the girl and apologized and asked if she was okay. Her reaction: she slapped my arm and told me to f-off. When I told her I could get her kicked out she started crying and told me her first reaction was to just turn around and hit someone. For some unknown reason, I’m thinking either out of sympathy or fear, I let the girl stay in the bar.
4) Now this one I truly feel bad for whoever the poor girl was. Again, at the end of the night bathroom check, a bouncer found evidence that some girl had a surprise visitor. Now, I know that nothing is worse than getting your monthly reminder unexpectedly and where you’re stranded. Even worse is when it goes unnoticed long enough to ruin part of an outfit. Although I do feel bad for this girl, ladies please at least have the decency to throw out your blood-soaked pantyhose and not leave them in a rolled up ball in the corner of a stall.
Well there you have it – another four horrendous things I’ve seen at the bar. And these are just the ones that made the list. But just to enlighten you, here are some of the runners-up: a recent cat-fight that involved a choke hold, a guy being bottled in the head by a girl because he pushed down her girlfriend, and a girl who made a drunken mockery of herself by throwing up on the dance floor and all down her leg.
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